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Jacksepticeye Syndrome

Watching so much Jacksepticeye that you unintentionally fall in love with him.
I got a case of the Jacksepticeye syndrome. I mean, look how cute he is! I want to fuck his brains out.
by The British Bostonian November 15, 2016
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GENETIC JACKHAMMER

(said of a man) a prolific fornicator or fuckster who produces an abundant amount of children;
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
With 11 children, 26 grandchildren, and 7 great grandchildren, I must say that Bob must have been quite the genetic jackhammer in his day.
by weave September 1, 2003
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Michael Jackson

Hmm.. where should I start??

The King of Pop
Pop Music Icon
Record in the Guiness Book of World Records as most money spent to charities
The family that accused Michael Jackson of molesting their child admitted that they only did it for money
Michael Jackson was and will be the most talented entertainer in the world
Unfortunately, lots of people today are brainwashed by The Media and believe every little lie they come up with
Most of the world sees Michael Jackson as the real, talented, fun, loving, innocent guy he really is while the rest see him as what The Media, or what I like to call them, "The Lies" sees him as....
He died June 25, 2009, a day after my birthday.
He will never be forgotten....
R.I.P. Michael Jackson <3
Michael Jackson: If you wanna make the world a better place, then take a look at yourself and make a change

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by MissKayla July 17, 2009
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Jackie Chan in the trunk

Refers to the sounds trunks make when they have subs in them, as if Jackie Chan is in the trunk doing karate inside. Came from the Young Dro song "Man In The Trunk".
"That bass is bumpin'...what you got in the trunk?"

"Jackie Chan in the trunk!"
by Chrisssssss October 18, 2006
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jackassary

1) A rude, stupid, or malicious act
2) The act of being a jackass
I was beginning to get very tired of Brad's constant jackassary.
by Mike Rosenberg July 27, 2008
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Jacksonville Javelin

A sexual move where one person completely inserts his or her nose into their partner's asshole, and then thrusts their head in and out of the asshole vigorously (Basically banging the person with your nose). Also called a "shnoz fuck". Orgin: Jacksonville, North Carolina
"The crazy bitch was a nypho in the sack, so I decided to do a Jacksonville Javelin on her asshole. She loved it, but the shit stank."
by Motard76 March 5, 2009
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Jacksepticeye Troll

A person who thinks that making fun of someone when their dad dies is the funniest shit ever.
A video about why Sean "Jack" McLoughlin's dad deserved to die currently has quite possibly the lowest like-to-dislike ratio in the history of Youtube, with barely 200 likes and more than 11,000 dislikes; in other words, a ratio of roughly 0.01%.

To any of those Jacksepticeye Trolls: I hope your dad dies tomorrow and no one comes to their funeral.

Sincerely

The Internet
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
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