I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

by Churty1 August 2, 2022

Go yard

Another way of saying “go hard,” which is a phrase used by athletes to describe their mentality in a game. Made famous in an interview with Todd Peterson (pitcher, Louisiana State University) after he had just hit a two-run double.

Reporter: “What was your mentality when you stepped up to the plate?”

Todd: “Go yard.”

by StinkyPoopFart September 29, 2022

Swoop-and-Go

Properly folding one's clothes when staying at someone's house, usually in the event of a one night stand. Neatly folding the clothes and leaving them near an exit allows the person to swoop-and-go their clothes in the event of a rushed or forced exit.

I went home with a guy I met at the bar. When we got to his place, I folded my clothes as I took them off and left them near the door. When I woke up to discover he was really gross, I was able to swoop-and-go my clothes for a hurried exit with out having to say good bye.

by TinkerBell12 December 12, 2012

hampter go swish

A compilation of Hamlet the Hamster from ACNH wearing Festivale-related merch and dancing in front of a ring light (put Champion as end search term). Even grace by faith people can find it amusing.

Person 1: Have you seen Hampter go swish last night? He’s so cute
Person 2: bro he’s just pretend lmao
Person 3: Who’s cuter? RuPaul or Hampter go swish?
Person 2: h a m p t e r
Persons 1&3: go find a wife and get a life

by KenzoKeys July 18, 2024

Ready to Go (Get Me Out of My Mind)

A song by rock band Panic! at the Disco. It is awesome and I could listen to it all day?

It was used in the Smurfs movie for some reason.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard the song Ready To Go (get me out of my mind).
Guy 2: Yes it is awesome
Guy 1: Woooo

by Dat256Guy March 28, 2019

I go mow

When you’re excited all the hip to the jive kids say “I go mow”

Man 1: hey are you up for zip lining ?
Man 2: yeah man, I go mow!

by Hip to the jive go mow April 24, 2018

waiting for the fan to go brown

The intervening period of time between taking a potentially disastrous course of action and the manifestation of the consequences.

From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".

Having given all his company's products away for free just to say that sales had been achieved, Ben stood back while waiting for the fan to go brown.

by vxrandall March 24, 2023