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Day Student Girls

Prep school girls who get schlepped in every day instead of boarding. Hot, but... (see DSG and Pulling a Ratner). They are a living refutation of Descartes' argument for the existence of god.
"Safe sex, ummmm, if you can't remember it, it didn't happen?"
"You're one of the Day Student Girls, right?"
by Awk! January 26, 2006
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April Fool's Day

some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying
Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material
by your best idiot April 7, 2010
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national crush day

national crush day you celebrate your love and it is on october 2nd
guy:hey babe it’s national crush day
girl: omg i know
by miamoremucho October 2, 2018
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National head day

April 19th When you’re king or queen gives you some good head
Man: aye it’s national head day
Girl: I got you hunny * proceeds to suck til cum*
by Joseph tocan May 28, 2018
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National Suicide Day

National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger groups of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.
Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
by aternis October 26, 2020
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Suck a dick day

Suck a dick day is taken place on the 26th of may
by Hfdgb May 25, 2019
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World Contact Day

World Contact Day is an undated future event. The name relates to the day when first contact with intelignet alien life is made with Earth.
This day in history shall henceforth be known as World Contact Day, the day we first made contact with inteligent extraterrestrial life.
by Amadeus2k8 March 12, 2009
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