rock like spock

To act particularly calm and matter of fact in a tense or highly charged situation.

"I'm gonna rock like spock when Mr. Kopfsheiss gives that chemistry quiz today."

by Warp Factor June 09, 2009

Animal like a nice day

Dream dream dream. Around you baby girl. Animal like a nice day. Hearns cinnamon aid fu*k it right you will.

Someone: look what this emo wrote
Someone too: wtf
Emo: ANIMAL LIKE A NICE DAY

by Skyrim550 March 26, 2022

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1: 19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1:19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

Crying like a bitch

You were crying like a bitch a second ago.

Hym "Oh? Is there someone specific you want to call into the show Sam Sedar? No. If Sam Sedar doesn't address me TOMORROW another condition will be added. YOU go fuck YOURSELF you piece of shit. Find his college age daughter. I'm going to make sure you suffer some form of consequences for this you piece of shit. Don't act like I didn't give you an out. Emma is going to be crying like a bitch. Again. Don't think I didn't see it."

by Hym Iam July 09, 2024