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Jack

Jacks are a simple creature. They tend to automatically be attracted to maddies in some way. Jacks also get along with jakubs although the chance of a jack forming a alliance with a jakub is one in a million. The duo then go hunt for their mates. The jack hooks up with a creature in similar tastes while the jakub picks up a more intelligent creature.

-a dude
Wow look its a jack! They are so peaceful in the forest
by InfernoFion November 17, 2019
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Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers
Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.
by The real skip jack April 16, 2021
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jack snap

(v) when a person snaps a picture of themselves from the eyebrows up
Jordan always jack snaps Caroline when he is sad.
by caruhoh September 17, 2018
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jack

name for a retarded dude with a small penis
by psychoooobitch101 June 2, 2020
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jack beale

Usually a small tanned with brown hair and brown eyes, with a smaller dick than most, but his amazing cumshot ability and great heart wins over any girl, on most occasions starting with M or P.
Jack Beale is so small but he is so very nice, and his cum was so perfect last night
by Christinelovesitupthearse August 6, 2015
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Jack Crosby

1. Biggest dick in the world
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong
by TheOnlyOneEver September 5, 2016
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Sparrow Jacked

When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.

Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.
"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"
by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009
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