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Jack Xiao

A guy that likes the taste of ass. Also the strangest jit alive
Alex: Nacho fries taste like ass
Jack Xiao: Ass tastes nice
by fnakjnfaKJwef June 16, 2022
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jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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Jack

Isn't an autistic person.
Damn, jack really isnt autistic.
by Salmon7589 June 26, 2021
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jacking her pussy out

When you stick a car jack up your girl's vagina to stretch it out.
Last night, I was jacking her pussy out so much that I could fit a whole watermelon up there.
by XXX_SWAGMASTER2000_XXX May 8, 2018
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Jack

Jack is a guy that pretends to be straight to get closer to guys to be a faggot asshole with them.
Hey you see that guy over there he's a Jack you better stay away from him or he might rape you.
by DCYBER406 June 23, 2024
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Jack

He’s not that smart but he’s fun be around. He very out there and very powerful. But he will and has made lots of bad decisions.
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