a jack barnard

When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs

Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls

by Rhoddy February 23, 2020

Jack Louvar

The most likely person to shoot up a school, watch for when he puts his hands in his pockets

Jack Louvar? Did you mean 'school shooter'?

by Gnomedude February 24, 2017

Jack

A big ass faggot who should die in a hole

Jack is such a faggot

by Buddi Boi November 8, 2018

Jack

He is a pussy hat. A poo smear of a son. You don't trust a Jack. He will ignore you for being different. A misogynistic man who will tell you to "speak English!" - The Paper Menagerie

"um - your friend over there is giving me bad Jack vibes. I would unfriend him if I were you. He looks like he treats his momma like trash. Red Flag."

by PooPooPeePee2211 May 18, 2022

jack cappiello

brown eyes, tall, go check out his youtube @ potatoebrotatoe

jack cappiello is kewl

by jualiajdak May 4, 2018

Jack-shack

An instant portable, mobile easy to carry and store personal private masturbating structure.

Hey Phil, can I borrow your jack-shack for an hour?

by Thomas Jonathon Crapper May 4, 2025

Jack Kettlehat

Jack Kettlehat is a massive nonce with a very small pp

Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’

by TopShagger42069 June 9, 2020