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One Eyed Cock

That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”
by Curly26 June 24, 2019
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Mormon Cock Block

In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism
I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it
by losers_is_me July 5, 2019
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Elephant Slovak Cock

David Dobriks ginormous slovak cock 🤤
Jesus, David Dobriks Elephant slovak cock looks so hot!
by ATL.CARTIER November 21, 2019
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Stuffed Cheesy Cock

When you just happen to put your cock in stuffed cheesy bread.
Son: Dad, we have a big problem....
Dad: Don't tell me you put your..
Son: I PUT MY DICK IN THE STUFFED CHEESY BREAD AND NOW MY DICK IS NOW A STUFFED CHEESY COCK.
Dad: Thats it. You're grounded for 5 years.
by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019
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Colossal Cock Energy

The biggest and dickiest of big dick energies.
Timothy: wow look at Pablo Escobar

Barbara: what about him

Timothy; he has Colossal Cock Energy
by Jesuisjeffjeff January 13, 2020
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Cock and ball torture

;)
Want to do cock and ball torture5
by Horse cock 445 April 24, 2020
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Colossal Cock Mafia

A group or organization of people who’s cocks are far larger than those of the “Big Dick Gangsters”.
Bro I’m not gonna lie, I’m scared of John. He is in the fucking Colossal Cock Mafia! I’m only a big dick gangster.
by Poopyhead42069 April 26, 2020
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