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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
mugGet the one up the bum, no harm donemug.

one for all

eating all might's hair
one for all
by highcub July 30, 2021
mugGet the one for allmug.

One Horse Pony

A xenophobic, racist, misogynistic cancer word for people of non white color.
"Your a One Horse Pony"
-Joe Biden
by Big Nasty 2665 December 23, 2020
mugGet the One Horse Ponymug.

Onning

When you are turning something on. If there’s a word to turn something off (offing) why can’t there be one for the opposite.
I was onning the light.
mugGet the Onningmug.

one is one

'One is One' is a new local term, that certain countries uses, to say goodbye.
Its something you won't hear often, rarely you'll hear it according to where you live.
It's not a popular phrase, but some people use it.
Joon: "Heading out! It was fun tonight
Joon: "Laterr, One is One!
Alexa:"yess one is one, see ya next time"
by Mrs. Destiny LR November 17, 2020
mugGet the one is onemug.

whore in one

A girl that only fucks/hooks up with golf players
Allie is such a whore in one. She only fucks golf players.
by Laxtitutepuckslutbasketbabe December 9, 2016
mugGet the whore in onemug.

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