National Gay Mom Day

My dear friend is like my therapist. I tell her everything and she is like a vault that won't tell anyone. I trust her with everything and I love her a lot. She called herself my gay mom because she is like a mom to me but better than a mom. She doesn't judge me and I'm really grateful to have her in my life. That is why I have decided that I want to name June 24 National Gay Mom day. Everyone needs a Gay Mom like my friend. I want to celebrate this day with her to show how much I appreciate her.

We have to go celebrate National Gay Mom Day so that we can appreciate Gay Mom.

by gaymomday June 20, 2020

Gay Bitch Fat Retard

When someone is tremendously gay, a bitch, fat, and retarded. Can also be said as GBFR. You can also say this when your being absolutely shit on.

Me: *calling in a car in GTA*
Braden:*kills me*
me: Oh my fucking god, dude, your a gay bitch fat retard.

also

Vincent was being a shithead so I called him a GBFR.

by VoughtCorsair5 April 18, 2020

Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimo

The default victim in Leftist Political Correctness politics.

Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.

by shrektrician May 21, 2011

Moo Goo Gai Panic

Medical condition resulting in intense fear of cheap chinese restaurants.

I appreciate the invitation, but my Moo Goo Gai Panic precludes me from eating at the Dollar-A-Scoop restaurant.

by G Money February 27, 2004

Gay Past the Expiration Date

A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.

Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.

by LUEZWO August 13, 2014

ur mom quadruple gay

Instantly win any argument without worry, most powerful phrase in existence.

Bob: Hey you look ugly!
Naomi: ur mom quadruple gay.
Bob: ...
Bob: this isn't fair

by neptunitee December 2, 2021

National Gay Love Day

Made to honor all the gay men. If you have a boyfriend or like boys today is they day to have some Gay Love. October 18 is the official day.

It is National Gay Love Day you know what that means open that butt

by @https.bryson October 18, 2023