Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.

Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you

by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015

Arms of the woods

A legitimate idiom, totally not made up to win Weekly Wrap.

They're not from around here; not from these arms of the woods.

by fringe-benefits-tax April 22, 2021

Chelsea Woods

This is a new and popular term to describe someone who’s transphobic, homophobic, racist and/ or sexist.

This term can also be used to describe someone who’s narcissistic or full of themselves.

“She’s so full of herself, she’s a Chelsea Woods.”
“Can you stop making racist comments, you’re a Chelsea Woods!”

by Mimi777 June 21, 2019

Flip the wood

During sexual intercourse when your partner flips you and inserts the wood

He took me home and he showed me how he wanted to flip the wood

by Paranoid Squad August 19, 2017

prepper's wood

The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.

Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.

by Orionnoir March 29, 2020

Lewis wood

Lewis wood (AKA The Man With A Massive Knob is from Chester le street (Durham) and he gets a lot of females

Lewis wood a fucking gangster

by Dylan barnett August 26, 2022

Joshua Wood

The coolest man alive, gets all the ladies and most likely has a 30 foot long dick

Woah that's a joshua wood, look at his 30 foot long dick

by jw4amj January 15, 2021