Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.

Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you

by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015

Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018

drew wood

drew wood is the most amazing guy in the whole world he has an amazing personality and is a sexy beast. he likes to surf and skate which just makes him so much hotter. he has shaggy hair, tall and a teddy bear. he is so forgiving and will love you forever. he is a romantic with pure intentions. never let go.

thanos snaps and drew wood is still here

by yourmomgayforme June 11, 2019

Flip the wood

During sexual intercourse when your partner flips you and inserts the wood

He took me home and he showed me how he wanted to flip the wood

by Paranoid Squad August 19, 2017

Joshua Wood

The coolest man alive, gets all the ladies and most likely has a 30 foot long dick

Woah that's a joshua wood, look at his 30 foot long dick

by jw4amj January 15, 2021

wood weaver

A slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or homosexual (weave men's wood)

Stop dicking around you wood weaver!

guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.

by creator of words March 8, 2008

pulp wood

A penis thats not hard but not soft.

''I look at Lady Gaga and I get such Pulp Wood''.

by salem and nightmare February 26, 2010