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Wonderful Bastard

Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way

In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person
Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard

Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never

Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard

Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams

Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*
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Wonder Kids

The type of food to give you cancer, a typical knock-off Kinder Joy egg.
"hey kid want a wonder kids in your mouth" *Sans now dies of cancer, as he ate one.*
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Stevie Wonder Ear Lobes

Yo, I tried to get that girls attention but she just ignored me. She didn't hear you man, she's got Stevie Wonder ear lobes
by Blaster One July 16, 2010
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wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.
That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!
by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016
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Wonder Check

In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.

This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.

In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.

A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.
"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."
by Splorsh June 28, 2021
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Wonderous

"A walk on the beach would be wonderous !!"
by Baby Maddi✨💫 May 24, 2017
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wonder whip

Is a sandwhich composed of wonder bread and miracle whip only because your broke ass cant afford no damn lunch meat. Also a dance move created by modern hip hop trend following asains
"What are you eating it looks like a white collar version of ketchup on crackers" "its a wonder whip".
by MiguelFKNlito May 29, 2017
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