May 2nd

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

by cloooondikee April 30, 2019

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mai chi

a person with a great sense of style, who is very smart and quite pretty although she's very lazy. great legs; doesn't usually date guys; very active on social media; very few best best friends but huge load of acquaintances

- "oh my god, look at mai chi ! she has good grades, she has a great social life and she dresses well !"

by smartypantsaf May 2, 2016

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May 15

The day chandler bing and Monica geller got married

Rachel: when’s your wedding?

Monica: may 15

by Hackerboi101 May 15, 2020

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may 2020

A shit month. Someone shoulda told god to just skip this month cus nothing good came out of it

Black man: i actually didn’t really like how that policeman killed the bla-
White Policeman: SHUT UP LIBTARD *shoots rubber bullets*
Everyone: holy shit fuck May 2020

by Cocknballnballncock May 31, 2020

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Elle-May

a sexy, perfect, beautiful bitch. usally short and chatty but everyone loves her :)

Who’s that over there?

oh its Elle-May, perfect isnt she?

by julybabygirl November 3, 2020

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May Day

A day made in honor of May, though this day can fall on any day of the year it is to honor, admire, appreciate, and celebrate May. This day usually falls on everyday of the year for Tlyer, as he always honors, admires, appreciates and celebrates May.
(Has absolutely nothing to do with the month of the same name.)

SURPRISE MAY!! IT IS MAY DAY!! TIME TO APPRECIATE, HONOR, AND ADMIRE YOU MAY!! CAUSE IT'S MAY DAY!! IT IS MAY DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY!!

by TLYER IS ME November 6, 2020

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