eenie meenie teeny weenie

a small dick

That guy had an eenie meenie teeny weenie.

by anitisocialsheher February 21, 2021

Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind

by Squawboss June 23, 2022

red hot weenie

A Penis when it is fully erect, usually when the Penis is flowing with blood.

"Dude! I got a red hot weenie!"

by Uub lin Skant November 7, 2022

Landienie with the big weenie

He is a hot little guy with a hat, he always wants me to suck his dick but I say no. So, I tell him I will only if he does. So Landon has got a huge cosmically large cock.

Landon u r Landienie with the big weenie *moans

by NateTheBate69 October 11, 2023

P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization )

the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization (P.E.D.O). An adjective to describe a group of teenage boys who constantly ask girls for nudes and give off "Small Dick Energy". In other words, SnapChat Fuckboys.
Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is such a P.E.D.O, you have got to block him."

Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is so totally in the P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization ), you have got to block him."

by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 22, 2021

Weenus

it's a funny word that i thought i made up for penis and weener combined into one, but it turns out that it's already a word

When he jumped into the pool, i saw his WEENUS!

by celia May 10, 2003

weenie cap

The head of a male reproductive organ.

"Your weenie cap is looking handsome today, Sven."

by alpha male jackhammer April 29, 2010