by Matthew Buchaana February 28, 2009

someone who wastes weed by not smokin it right and it gets everyone pissed off, someone who smokes your weed and doesnt get high and is a faggot
by dj the man June 11, 2006

A separate but equal Hell reserved for stoners in which the souls of the damned are subjected to endless weed-related torments, such as not being allowed to smoke weed even though everyone else is.
Stoner in Weed Hell: Hey, can I have a hit?
Weed Satan: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stoner: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!
Weed Satan: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stoner: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!
by Apocryphal77 October 19, 2009

Someone who insists their weed is superior to all others. They will say that their weed is the shit and that yours sucks. They also care much more about knowing what the stupid strand names are than actually smoking the fucking weed.
"Dude I got the best fucking herb yesterday. It's called Lemon Kush. It's the shit dude it's so much better than that cheap crap you smoke."
"Ah shut the fuck up you fucking weed snob."
"Ah shut the fuck up you fucking weed snob."
by Anita Bongload June 1, 2009

A person who supplies, smokes, makes, sells, eats, mixes, blazes, and provides weed to minors, teenagers, and adults with no friends. He is the man with the blunt connections. He dabbles in cheeba, bomb ass dank, and ontario red. Alll in all, hes the king of grass,nuff' said.
Alex is the weed man, last night he pulled up in a red oldsmobile convertible and sold three-hundred pounds of marijuana to jena. and laura.
by -taters- August 5, 2006

Smoke weed and look in your walet... nothing
Smoke free weed and look in you walet... enought money for a hooker
Smoke free weed and look in you walet... enought money for a hooker
by Davin Banks November 28, 2005

When a guy has a grip of weed and wants to hang out and smoke, but you don't want to chill with him.
Evan: Hey man, Tyler's gunna bring some weed.
Paul: What?
Evan: Yeah, but he needs somewhere to crash tonight.
Wyatt: Yo dawg, that's some baggage weed.
Paul: What?
Evan: Yeah, but he needs somewhere to crash tonight.
Wyatt: Yo dawg, that's some baggage weed.
by Sizzzurp January 17, 2010
