Housewife Porn

A typical harlequin romance novel...the type with a picture of a beefy looking guy wearing an unbuttoned and/or ripped shirt on the cover.

"You're reading Blaze? That's housewife porn!"

by Shazaaaam December 25, 2008

car porn

Any type of media (especially film) which exhibits particularly excessive depictions of cars. For example, an excessive variety of camera angles of a car, excessive depictions of drifting, burnouts, crashes, etc.

The films Ronin and Smokey and the Bandit are car porn. Videos that solely focus on continuous repeated car shots are also car porn.

by ara s. July 20, 2008

porn bomb

when one is bombarded with a ridiculous amount of porn.

when one's mind is disturbed beyond hospitality because they have been bombed with nasty porn.

Like two girls one cup over nine-thousand times crack to the millionth power.

When you open an email from an unknown person, and a torrent of the nastiest porn anyone has ever seen or imagined, and kind of saturates every file on your computer...

"holy shit! Look at at that mother fuckin porn bomb"

"holy shit! i wish i hadnt..."

"whats wrong with him?"

*shivering* "so...much....porn...i dont want to go back searge...i don't what to go back..."
2 hours later...
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im sorry...he got some massive porn shrapnel everywhere...we couldnt stop his eyes from bleeding...
im sorry...

by The Imikai December 21, 2008

War Porn

Generally referring to a movie that uses graphic and sensationalized violence to give an emotional high to the viewer. Sensual violence and or violence masturbation.

The term can also be broadened to encompass various types of media.

The movie 300 is the perfect example of war porn.

by Azeral June 11, 2008

CGI Porn

A movie with filled with long CGI special effects scenes, loosely connected by short scenes with minimal plot.

Day After Tommorrow,

by wayne June 21, 2004

porn syrup

Another word for cum or some thing that has to do with cum

I pulled out and shot a big load of porn syrup all over her back.

by By Camel Toe Joe April 3, 2006

porn brain

A brain, usually human and male, wired to orgasm only to pixelated imagery or memories. The first stage is less wood and delayed ejaculation with real women. Some men have mismatched libidos with their partner and this can help. But being unable to jack off without porn and erectile dysfunction can happen in extreme cases, so test yourself without porn regularly!

Even though my wife likes to have sex less often than me, she's really cool about my porn brain.

by IceHouse939 August 18, 2013