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Vurping the tickle monster

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
mugGet the Vurping the tickle monstermug.

New Orleans tickle

That inner, light and free feeling of enthusiasm & eagerness when you know you are going to be there soon to renew old memories, ie. "Tony's Spaghetti House", Acme Oyster House, walking along the Waterfront, smells, ie. perfume, "Blue Blossom" and umm, begnets, oyster shells on the curb (phew); noises, the bells at St. Louis Cathedral, and the clip clop of horse's hooves pulling buggies ,sirens, or "I bet I can tell you where you got yo shoes!", sights (you name it) .
I got the New Orleans tickle, cause I'm heading down there tomorrow for French fun, fantasy, frolic, n'food!
by Catholic Devil July 18, 2012
mugGet the New Orleans ticklemug.

Tickle my titties

Expression used when responding to someone’s unreasonable opinion.
Hello what would you like today. Um yes how much is a hamburger. About 3.80 without tax. Holy mackrole tickle my titties that’s a lot.
by Sneakinstepsis June 2, 2020
mugGet the Tickle my tittiesmug.

Tickled by uncle john

“That movie had me feelin tickled by uncle john” “that guy over there makes me feel tickled by uncle john
by MrsPoppa August 28, 2019
mugGet the Tickled by uncle johnmug.

Tickled My Pickle

1. I just Tickled My Pickled and busted
by luke.official514 April 30, 2020
mugGet the Tickled My Picklemug.

Brazilian lobster tickle

Getting a hand job from a naked Brazilian with lobster claw oven mitts
Man that chick gave me a Brazilian lobster tickle last night.
by Don't mess with the zohan March 18, 2014
mugGet the Brazilian lobster ticklemug.

Shit n tickle

When a girl is taking a huge dump on your chest and right after it falls onto the guy's (or girl's) neck, they begin to gentlely lick the anus of the aforementioned shitter.
Tom: Alright baby, SHIT ALL OVER ME!
Jenny: *pushing hard* Fuuuuuccckkkkkk!!!
Turd: *plop*
Tom: Are you ready for a Shit n tickle? *licks jenny's asshole*
by The Penir Kitty April 24, 2011
mugGet the Shit n ticklemug.

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