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Trouser Sword

a: A name for one's penis.
b: Less commonly, a bladed weapon concealed in one's trousers.
a: My girlfriend was really asking for it, so I jousted her with my trouser sword.

b: I was halfway through mugging this guy when he produced his trouser sword and sent me running for my life. (this could also pertain to definition a)
by omgitsabearlol June 27, 2009
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shrelp those nars nars bro brah

Can refer to doing any activity on any object. Originally a drunken text message on New Year's Eve.
Shrelp those nars nars bro brah. - OR - Those nars nars aren't going to shrelp themselves.
by Canasty December 29, 2007
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trouser chicken

Figurative slang for a cock
Watch out, it pecks and will throw up when excited
by Druss June 23, 2005
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What's up with those birds?

Phrase used when expressing disbelief or dislike for a given situation. As in, "Why is this happening?"

Born from a third grader's art project. The children were asked to write a story that corresponded with a picture they were given. This particular picture was of a man standing near a flock of birds taking off into flight. The child's story included the phrase, "What's up with those birds?"
Did you hear that we won't be able to use the Arts/Humanities Bridge for the next six months? What's up with those birds?
by Lindsay Katai February 15, 2005
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trouser tango

Friend- {knock knock} Are you doing the trouser tango, John?
John- Shut up, I'm busy!
Jane- {moans}
by JR April 9, 2005
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those're

Those're is a made up, conjunction of "those" and "are" often used by ART.

Those're is often followed or preceeded by other incorrectly used words such as albeit or ergo.
Originally posted by: PaInTbAlLFrEaK17:

"well those're extinct now, no? what will be slotted above the 63 AMGs....day I say....the 73 zonda engine?"

"Those're the words to live by, 'Viva La Nation.'"
by PBN_golfer November 3, 2006
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thousand cranes

1) a simple act, costing nothing at all, with the power to save a life- when only a simple act of kindness can. It is often done to support a cause you believe in, when you can't make a charitable contribution- but make every effort to draw support from others.

An example of a 'thousand cranes' act would be the fundraiser called, "The Heart of a soldier"or "the story of Sultan and SFC Brian Assanowicz" where a community in NJ has come together to raise funds for a stray dog rescued by a U.S. soldier stationed in Afghanistan. in this example, the Vet-i-care division of NorthStar Vets in NJ has committed itself to saving this dog's life- before the funds can be raised.

another example of a 'thousand cranes' act would be to support this cause, if only to find the event flyer online and email it to a news station- which is much simpler than folding even a single origami paper crane and could be the single act of kindness to save a life.

2.) "An ancient Japanese legend promises that anyone who folds a thousand origami cranes will be granted a wish by a crane, such as long life or recovery from illness or injury." as published on wikipedia

3.) "the title of a book called "Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Eleanor Coerr, first published in 1977." which tells the story of a young girl stricken with leukemia by the bomb dropped in Hiroshima, Japan" as published on wikipedia
I am doing the 'thousand cranes' act of making this legitimate definition viral, because i refuse to stand by and do nothing when i can help save a life with the simplest of acts. please do a single 'thousand cranes' gesture- if only once in your life. you may inspire someone else to do the same- and the life saved next might be yours.

a 'thousand cranes' gesture would be to support "a Heart of a Soldier" or "the story of Sultan and SFC Brian Assanowicz" and help save the life of an injured stray dog found by a U.S. Soldier in Afghanistan.
by a thousand cranes saves a life January 22, 2011
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