Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument

1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014

Tree Barber

A person who specializes in trimming and pruning trees and large bushes.

A tree barber is coming out tomorrow to cut back the branches hanging over my neighbors deck.

by AGAFussball November 30, 2021

Tree Bumber

A tree bumber is a person in whom has a real passion for shoving pieces of a tree up the bottom

So he confessed that he was a tree bumber

by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017

tree gremlins

The word used by older people when referring to children

I was walking around the mall yesterday and i couldn't get past this big group of tree gremlins

by Bennana January 29, 2009

Tree Clown

Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.

Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.

by MercElite November 8, 2019

Tree Of Knowledge

The TOK to the TIC of life and times:
1. Sexual Intercourse; Sex; Fucking; penis in vagina; cock in pussy; Orgasmic physical activity shared between man and woman;

2. Tree Of Knowledge is the result of having sexual relations with a partner: SEX brings forth pregnancy, babies, transmitted diseases, fear, distraction, weakness.... Also known as the Tree of Life/ Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is the process after having SEX: a baby is born which is the Life. The good part is the baby's innocence of God, the evil part is God does not create babies in His&Her Garden of Eden lest the baby overshadows the work in the garden and the garden paradise is neglected by Adam&Eve, opening the doors to the seven deadly sins and destruction. The Tree Of Knowledge continues to grow in only one direction but with many branches of endless disillusions in reality. God is replaced by His&Her own creations creating on their own understanding in the Tree Of Knowledge and the Tree of Life consumes them to their own purposes rendering themselves "dead" to God's purpose and paradise, as promised the pair dies after having SEX and they become slaves to their baby's life. Everything they know revolves around their baby. Without God there is no life purpose. The baby they created becomes their "no life purpose". The Tree Of Knowledge is having SEX and eating the fruit of the Tree is having SEX and a baby is taken, a life for a life, an endless tree of the Knowledge of life's good and evil.

I had a date to study the fruit of the Tree Of Knowledge with my ex after we got back together, and that stupid dead dumb fuck gave me the God damn Herpes! His piece of shit ass fucked her piece of shit cunt and came out with herpes of shit lifetime of deadly disease! If only I chose to Heed God's warning I'd still have my life in the garden.

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 9, 2022