post a letter

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate

bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney

Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!

by VonKillian June 6, 2013

posted in the trenches

just chillin

“hey bro wyd?” “nothin just posted in the trenches”

by nedyah.com October 10, 2017

post malon

A rapper from Texas whom looks like a homeless man and raps about he's past life manly course you know "STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS A HOMELESS GUY NAMED POST MALONE" he loves wearing rlly old weird clothes and has some pretty cool grillz if I say so myself he has a small sense of humor and doesn't mumble well raping which makes it an understandable song m8 AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!

Damn that songs fire he's such a POST MALONE

by Austin post February 14, 2018

Post-noon

Subsequent to midday

Person 1: Morning
Person 2: It's post-noon
Person 1: You mean afternoon?
Person 2: No.

by TheOneWhoIsCorrect February 15, 2014

post officer

an employee of the United States Postal Service

Oi chungo! you a Post Officer?

by Pesta Mesta December 30, 2018

crotch post

When A guy is just a thing for a girl to screw when she needs some

Aprylle uses Marc as a crotch Post

by The dominator October 16, 2005

post jerk

The feeling after a man masturbates where he feels tired and/or wiped out. His dick will most likely be floppy and/or also tired. After phone sex the post jerk will inhibit the mans ability to keep speaking on the phone, especially at night. Never bother a man in post jerk, he may freak out

betty: damn, my boy friend and i had hot phone sex last night but it was so awkward after he barely answered me

Sarah: he was probably having post jerk

by the master9000 October 9, 2007