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Paedo parker

A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.
Omg!! that guy is such a paedo parker.
by jesse brock September 5, 2010
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Parker

Parker’s are funny and handsome at first but after a bit they usually leave you or stop talking to you because they think that they’re “too cool to hang” with anyone but his guy friends. When seeing parker you usually have to question if he’s gay or not because he does some sus stuff with his friends. he always goes through girlfriends really fast and can be annoying.
person 1: i have such a big crush on parker.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.
by deez6_9 July 13, 2023
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Parker

Parker’s are really funny and really really popular. They’re really pretty and everyone loves her. She is a really good person and a literal goddess of everything. Not only funny but super smart and good at sports.
Anyone: who’s that person they look so cool
Another person: that’s just Parker
by Eldood May 30, 2019
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Parker

Parker’s usually have a big temper. They love spending time with their friends, sneaking out, eating food, binge watching and they also love excitement in their lives. They’re very beautiful and can be very bossy. When a Parker wants something to go her way, it goes her way. Parker’s can also be crazy at heart, but they sometimes choose the wrong friends to be around. They’re very fun and belong with somebody special. Don’t ever let a Parker go.
“Parker’s one of a kind
by Gidget the Midget April 10, 2020
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Parker Lang

a cool man who loves pizza tower and has a massive penis
Parker lang is such a cool guy who plays alot of pizza tower.
by animan_lover4322 April 11, 2023
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Parker

A Parker is a sweet and funny girl. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but In due time, she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She also doesn't know how special she is. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you liked, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. Sometimes if you see her, you want to drop everything your doing at the moment to spend time with her. She just has a special charm that nobody else really has. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker. People don't know just how special a Parker is until she opens up, you just need to give her that time. Parker's are usually very good at self improvement, which will most likely rub off on others she's friends with. She is also modest.
Person 1: "Who's that?"
Person 2: "That's Parker."
Person 1: "Oh then she must be amazing by default."
by Parsbiggestfan420 June 5, 2024
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Indonesian Parker Man

Peni Suparto. The Mayor of Malang from 2003 to 2013. It is nicknamed as that because of the name similarities between this and Peni Parker.
Marc: That Indonesian Parker Man is very nice.
by hellothere356 October 23, 2023
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