Frosted Flakes

Frosted flakes is a cereal thats really fuckin good

Mmmh frosted flakes is so fucking good

by ǝuǝפ October 30, 2023

Frosted flower

when a man ejaculates on a prolapsed anus

I gave that girl from Niagara Falls a frosted flower

by Jhutch119 December 17, 2023

Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

by ddlovato April 23, 2023

Frosted Shower

To jizz, bust a nut, cum, spooge, release the demon, or ejaculate on a woman, as if the said woman were taking a shower...

John: "Karen, would you like a frosted shower?"
Karen: "Why yes, I'd love one!"

by RyN C June 10, 2015

Frosted donut

The act of a generally female sex partner consuming a half-dozen unfrosted donuts and thereafter swallowing an appropriate volume of semen in order to spread an even layer of "frosting" on each.

Gee, im really craving a frosted donut tonight Carl.

by Downhillsyndrome December 10, 2017

Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.

She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.

by Pescitor November 10, 2018

Frost Dog

Noun; A nice cold beer out of a mini fridge

“Hey, toss me a booze sickle”
“You mean a frost dog?”

by MobinMan66 January 29, 2021