A sausage fest. Penis-palooza. An event or crowd that promises to be full of attractive women, but turns out to be nothing but a bunch of horny men standing around.
The website for having affairs with married people, Ashley Madison, was found to mostly be comprised of desperate men, with fake profiles for women to lure them in.
Ashley Madison is now abusing the DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) to try and remove the evidence of that and the massive leak of usernames, invoking the Streisand effect.
The website for having affairs with married people, Ashley Madison, was found to mostly be comprised of desperate men, with fake profiles for women to lure them in.
Ashley Madison is now abusing the DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) to try and remove the evidence of that and the massive leak of usernames, invoking the Streisand effect.
"That beach party was a huge Ashley Madison; there wasn't enough booze to make up for the lack of bikini babes."
by allergic_to_myself August 28, 2015
by rob April 05, 2004
Perfection; the most beautiful, amazing person I know. Her smile is like sunshine for it gives me a reason to get out of bed every morning. I wish I could see her everyday, because days without her are meaningless. She is kind, understanding, smart, beautiful, fun, and so on. Her simple ways can be admired by everyone. Her personality is addicting. Ashely Burgess means perfect.
Perfect beautiful kindness lovely smart joyful smile Ashley Burgess is perfect No one compares to Ashley
by Brant322 December 05, 2013
Look at that Ashley! Such a waste of space.
I cannot believe any one thing can be such a travesty like an Ashley.
Typical Ashley of a person.
I cannot believe any one thing can be such a travesty like an Ashley.
Typical Ashley of a person.
by Jorge Kilo February 04, 2016
Ashley's are usually fat, with long brown wavey hair. Ashley's are usually cheating whores, and in some cases even have a new boyfriend before their last relationship ends. They are mean and bossy, with a horrible attitude. Ashley's like to do nothing but stay at home alone and eat cheese and play zelda. They tend to also own dachshunds, and like no other dogs but that. Ashley's are usually have a square shaped face and like to travel to florida. They usually dont see the wrong they have done either. Altogether Ashley's are terrible.
Jessica: "i think i may cheat on my boyfriend "
Maria: "ew dont be an ashley, you have a boyfriend "
Maria: "ew dont be an ashley, you have a boyfriend "
by Funkyouuu420 December 19, 2016
Ashley's are usually fat, with long brown wavey hair. Ashley's are usually cheating whores, and in some cases even have a new boyfriend before their last relationship ends. They are mean and bossy, with a horrible attitude. Ashley's like to do nothing but stay at home alone and eat cheese and play zelda. They tend to also own dachshunds, and like no other dogs but that. Ashley's are usually have a square shaped face and like to travel to florida. They usually dont see the wrong they have done either. Altogether Ashley's are terrible.
Jessica: "i think i may cheat on my boyfriend "
Maria: "ew dont be an ashley, you have a boyfriend "
Maria: "ew dont be an ashley, you have a boyfriend "
by Funkyouuu420 December 19, 2016
by I_know_shit December 23, 2016