sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.
I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.
by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018
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karma shark

A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.
That dude was such a sleazy karma shark for doing all those favors with strings attached!
by Major Madcat July 20, 2019
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baby shark

a garbage song that is the most watched video on youtube it has a lot of dislikes because how garbage it is
baby shark is garbage
by bigbballs November 04, 2021
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shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 08, 2021
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Burrito Shark

A fugly white guy/girl usually trashy that exclusivly goes for the mexican minority group.
Damn you see burrito shark? she was all over dat fence hopper.
by FiveFingertwinkies February 04, 2010
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Silly Shark

A silly shark is when you are soooo funny you get blood thirsty and eat human
A: Babe, you are so silly shark!
*Babe eats person A*
by SharknadoFan53 October 08, 2020
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Shiitake Shark

A shark that is so high on shrooms he doesn’t know he’s a shark.
The shiitake shark was so high he didn’t know how to swim
by Sandstorm81 December 06, 2019
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