A woman, usually in her early to mid 30s, who marries a man at least 10 years older who already has children in their teens. She then forces him to give her a new baby to piss off the existing children, make him forget about his first wife and make the new mom the queen bee of the family.
Mary was still in middle school when her new husband started his first job out of college. Now they have a 2-year-old baby and of course the old baller hates his two kids.
by Randall Johnstone February 17, 2009
Get the old ballermug. 
A geezer wannabe.
A person getting on in years, but not geting much else.
A person who is rebelling against the natural course of events by trying to class up the inevitable.
A person getting on in years, but not geting much else.
A person who is rebelling against the natural course of events by trying to class up the inevitable.
One over 50 year old to another.." We "Old Pharts" have to stick together."
As opposed to..." Dang this getting older sucks!"
As opposed to..." Dang this getting older sucks!"
by Grannabluu February 5, 2010
Get the Old Phartmug. The term "old bean" has the same meaning as "old beam"! However "old bean" derives from the American use of the word. As us British like to be different we use "old beam" !!
by Jerry Cox October 3, 2011
Get the Old beammug. by armchair anarchist February 17, 2012
Get the Old Holbornmug. One of your "friends" that decides to get a job. This piece of shit wears ties in public and talks about how much money he makes. Can be seen at local bars looking for gay dudes or at strip joints spending mad cash.
Did you see Corpo today?
Ya, he got a job and wears a suit everywhere he goes.
He is being Old Corporate these days.
Ya, he got a job and wears a suit everywhere he goes.
He is being Old Corporate these days.
by Dr. Poonking $$$ February 27, 2010
Get the old corporatemug. Jimmy: Hey man I just got turned down by that hot girl at the club.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.
by daGangst4man October 22, 2008
Get the Old Faithfulmug.