mars

a super cool friend and rlly hot and cured any crisis you could ever possibly have!

ppl named mars are milfs no questions asked

by WHYAREALLOFTHENAMESTAKENWTF November 23, 2021

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

Mars Area School District

A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.

Mars Area School District is a good district, although with a few, really stupid people.

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

Mars

1. A fag

2. Kenma stan

"Ayo is that mars?"

"Yeah they're a fag"

by Marshater111 May 29, 2021

Mars

a name for cool non binary people

I love them, Mars is so cool

by marslovesthemoon November 3, 2021

Mars

Mars is a wonderful guy. He's nice, funny, hyper, and chill butttt he's also gay. Very much so thats why all the little lads love him. He's definitely a little lad who likes berries and cream.

This is Mars, he's the coolest guy ever. Give me a high-five!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021