A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.
Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!
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Get the Flat Virgin Stanley mug.For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.
Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.
Alright - just make sure you use protection.
Alright - just make sure you use protection.
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Get the four flat tires mug.Hey bro, was that guy hitting on you? That wasn't a guy. That was Sara, she's morbidly flat chested.
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Get the morbidly flat chested mug.A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.
Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth
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