Funk-tion-ary

The information bank that informs the curious about Funk music, musicians, history, jive etc. etc. etc.

Let's check the Funk-tion-ary for the correct spelling of Papa Mali's real name.

by Annie Mills September 13, 2008

john funk

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.

“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”

*farts*

*burns nose hairs off*

“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”

*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”

by jim bithell March 10, 2025

road funk

The layer of filth that is on you after a road trip.

I'm gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.

by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008

tyler funke

tyler funke is one of the cutest guys you'll ever meet in your life. he is absolutly amazing. he defines the word perfection. i love him so fucking much i just want to marry him. ok bye.

isa: yo did you see tyler funke's new post on insta?
ella: yea
isa: he's really hot
ella: ok

by beep.beep.mf June 5, 2020

funk

an epic switch involving 3 or more couples

Bro what’s the move tonight? “Parker’s parents are gone so we’re having a massive funk in his basement!” yooo I’ll be there we’re gonna mak so hard! “Hell ya u better pull up”

by reedballer2 May 17, 2019

Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.

I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Sick in the funk

When one is completely absorbed by and or involved in controversial matters. Usually that of a nefarious or scandalous type.

Damn, homie! Im here in the joint and been getting word that you're sick in the funk!

by Duck from the gunclub June 11, 2018