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Storm is Cursed

A future YouTuber and a programmer who is mostly mean but can be also kind
by Kashon69 March 28, 2022
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Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024
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curse series

A curse series in ADOFAI is a collection of custom levels which are cursed versions of regular ADOFAI levels/custom levels (although usually the custom levels which are cursed aren't already curses)
"There are many curse series, including Crab Curses by Firestix, XXX Curses by Grass, Blocks by MaxDude?Iguess, Strings by Yangsy56302, Miss Qing by Grafrustix, Crayons by Mosa, Landmines by Xiaojun, and a couple unfinished (using the definition that there is a 1 to 6-X, and B-X multicurse uploaded to the Steam Workshop, for a curse series to be finished) curse series like RegularlyIrregular's (Me!!) Matrix Curses, Caleb Billions' Snail/Salt Curses and Halfawakesam's Core Curses." - Regularly I. (the person who wrote this definition)
by Regularly I. November 21, 2025
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Zoink's curse

The curse of every GD player becoming a furry (which is good btw)

The origin comes from Kawaqii's "what is zoink doing" video, that explicitly tells that Zoink is a furry with proof

Then it spread to the entire GD community
XxMLGProGamerxX: hi
iAmFX81: mraaawww :3
XxMLGProGamerxX: zoink's curse?
by teteus420 uwu :3333 August 6, 2025
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Curse of the frog

A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?

Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!
by Billybobthefourth June 17, 2024
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the letter-curse

the letter-curse is a curse where a girl tends to kiss with boys who shares the same first letter in their last name.
"look at that girl kissing with Johnny Berg"
"yesterday she kissed Christian Bannister"

"she must be suffering from the letter-curse"
by Derrick Denmark July 25, 2014
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Noobly Curse

Being very inconsistent beyond reasonable doubt. Every now and again breaking free, satisfying your full needs without the inconsistency, yet the curse never leaves and after these break-throughs of happiness you are shot down back to your inconsistent ways of failing and sadness.

Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.
Person #1: Yo I can't play this game at the moment.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.
by The X God Dosia May 5, 2018
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