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Brandon

Brandon is a kind and intelligent boy who lives to do things with passion. He is good in bed and loves to show effection. Brandon will always be faithful and never let you down. Brandon's are the best type of boyfriends. But he's not just a good boyfreind he's is my freind and is always there to listen however there is rumours that's some Brandon's have an attention span of a horney duck🦆. I love you Brandon love from your boyfriends Mark xx
Him: you single?
Me: no

Him: who are you dating?
Me: I'm dating a Brandon 😍😍
by Top of bottom? 101 January 23, 2020
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Brandon

Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.
“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”
by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019
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Brandon

a rude guy. never trust a brandon.
sunshine: i love brandon
brandon: *kisses girl in front of sunshine*
by hiangelinahehe May 28, 2019
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Brandon

Someone who looks like George "Joji" Miller and denies it when people tell him its true
Person 1: Hey you look like Joji!

Person 2: I am not a BRANDON
by Enigm_A November 10, 2018
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Brandon

Super annoying, has bad temper, gets no pussy
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey
At what the fuk is Brandon here for?

Brandon is a nigerian sped
by Big_big_fat ding February 5, 2019
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brandon

some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.
random girl hes attracted too: hey brandon
brandon: i had a sex dream about u
random girl: oh...
by ayooooooooooo July 29, 2021
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Brandon

An only child who’s mom splits up with dad for a woman . Mom is crazy as shit and tends to scream at son for no apparent reason. Lesbian lover has huge handles and is the man in the gay relationship. The father, on the other hand, is a lonely drunk
Wow my mom left my dad for a girl... I’m such a brandon
by miltonsauntie October 12, 2017
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