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Science Class

Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done
“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
Chaos, pure chaos.”
by weeser_ January 27, 2022
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Local Science

Fancy word for 'thinking'
According to local science, the answer to 2+2 = 6. How the scientists came by that conclusion, is unknown.
by Partydoos January 20, 2020
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Science

A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.
There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020
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Covid Science

1. When you just make stuff up that sounds good. So that people will believe it.
2. Untested opinions.
I am building a weather machine, but it's all Covid Science until I do some test runs.
by Khasy March 29, 2025
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Science

Science a deadly thing. Hurts peoples brains and makes people want to quit school forever.
Teacher: You have a science test tomorrow
Student: Kill me now
by Moe.14 April 29, 2021
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Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)
by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025
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Poultry Science Major

Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it
Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!
by SpradDaddy May 2, 2024
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