surf on your turf

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.

Can I surf on your turf?

by electroweak November 7, 2009

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Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

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Gurney Surfing

How you get yourself hospitalized and go through a revolving door of residential treatment centers to stay at places, sleep all day, and not have to work: all at your insurance’s cost.

That Morty has been to three treatment centers for no reason, he’s totally gurney surfing!

by LeadCA April 4, 2025

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Surf Newfie

An Australian fisherman that shares many common cultural traits of Canadian Newfoundlanders

“Lord t’underin’ by’s, dat Surf Newfie can drink me mudder under the table

by Bill Clinton’s Cigar April 7, 2021

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Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

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Skin Surfing

Its like carpet surfing but on your skin, typically in a mirror. Most commonly done by tweakers, or school aged kids going through puberty. One sits in a mirror for extended periods of time looking for pimples to pop.

Jeremy: "That shit had me so high I skin surfed for 3 hours" (Past Tense)

Samantha: "Puberty is killing me! I could go skin surfing all day. My skin is horrible!"

by Dahhtbiiish February 9, 2020

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