Squid

The best person on this planet who is your BFF. She normally goes by the name Sydney

Hey Squid, wanna hang out today?

by Squid15 November 19, 2019

Squid

A group of best friends that have a weird handshake and spend way to much time together.

Love my squid

by Sexychickie321 December 03, 2018

Squid

A child molester.

Hey Joe, look at that squid goof over there.

by Poonpounder77 September 09, 2019

Squid

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.

The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.

by JimboG April 10, 2019

Squid

Slang for a single cigarette

Hey man you got a squid?

Damn! Here needy you lucky I just got a pack from the gas station

by TheJordanzWorld August 19, 2021

SQUID

Used to end a proof in math. It’s the fun way of writing QED.

1+1=2
Therefore 1+1=2
SQUID

by JR136 October 17, 2021

squid

A motorcyclist or cyclist who rides on the streets as if they are a track. Often, this is the same type of person who is going to crash and wind up wrapped around a light pole looking like a squid.

Cyclist 1: Sick spandex brah!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!

by iwannawalk April 26, 2021