Simpette

A female simp or women who say “they aren’t like other girls”

“Did you see how Sam was treating Julio?” Person 1
“Yeah, she was acting like a total simpette”

by Dante7297 July 20, 2020

simpervention

A process in which a simp’s loved ones attempt to inform the simp that he has a problem, and offer support should he choose to seek help for his simpfulness.

“Sam hasn’t chilled with the boys ever since he met that bitch, Karen. I think we need to stage a simpervention for him.”

by Da Punkin October 8, 2020

skipesode

an episode in a TV series that one might wish to skip entirely as it contains no content to inform the primary storyline...

the producers of Star Trek are guilty of broadcasting an extraordinary number of skipesodes...

by Ghostbuddy January 1, 2021

simped

the past tense of simp

ash simped for fuckin anime boy

by epicmanwhoyesses March 13, 2021

Smile

What happens to my face when I see my boyfriend, who means the absolute world to me and treats me like a queen and who i want to feel loved at all times, and who deserves the world and more

“Don’t you just smile whenever you see Michael?? Me too”

by notlains January 13, 2021

Smile Paradox

A stupid mistake

Ughh Smile Paradox is a stupid mistake

Ehhh Jake you are a Smile Paradox

by Smile Paradox January 16, 2021

smileat

your smiling in a way that is absolutley mental mate

eg: "gary-ke vee is covering your reality is popping of rn!"

"smileat"

smileat :) haha menatl innit ha, wanna pop down the chippy later and grab a savaloy!?

by inventor of tinkletosser March 30, 2022