shape shifter

Someone who looks hot in some instances, but not-so-hot in others.

Uma Therman is a shape shifter.

by bleeblah June 26, 2006

Stick Shift

When a girl puts a guys dick in her ass moves in a circular motion. The girl also should push her cheeks together.

Last night when Lauren was given me a hand job she took off her pants and stick shifted me.

by Jake the Stripper November 30, 2009

shitwanker

a retarded person that wanks shits

tit wanker aka shitwanker

by kennydeee November 19, 2011

shifting

another word for stealing in a shop or jacking from a shop

michael says to the shopkeeper "what the rasclat bombaclat man fink me shifting for, me was just buying some bombaclating orange juice for bombaclats sake, you fuking bombaclating talibane"

by Sonic (london bre August 26, 2005

Shifty

Roy Cropper look-a-like from Worthing who despite being clearly socially inept has a growing fan base at his college

"No-one likes me, i lack social skills, dear god/allah/luke webb(whatever your religion or non-religion) why can't i be like Shifty

by Arbeit_Macht_Frei November 19, 2004

Ghost Shift

When you show up to work your night shift. clock in then dissapear to whereabouts unknown. Eight hours later you return to clock out. Nobody knows where you went and they think you called in sick when you really didnt.

What? Glenn was here tonight? I thought he called in sick tonight. He pulled a Ghost Shift!

by Glennamus Maximus November 4, 2009

shitwhacked

Slapping the ass of a hooker on the streets while eating ur own poop

"Man, did you see that shit, ur mom was getting shitwhacked by that BUM!"

by 2.0 December 3, 2007