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The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.
Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.
by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011
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emo secret santa

When a collection of mix tapes are put together and then distributed to others. The object of this is for emo kids to meet each other through this pussy method of introduction.
After I heard his mix tape for the emo secret santa project I totally wanted to slober on his bone. DAAAMN.
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
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"Hey Jarred, do you want to stop my place to help me reveal the Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan?"
by James April 20, 2005
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The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.
The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.
by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004
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secret open relationship

a relationship in which both parties participating fuck and chill but are in no way committed to each other and still see other people but don’t tell anyone they’re in a relationship
person 1: “yo is that chick single? do you think i can smash?”

person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship

person 1: “bet, imma slide”
by cloutdaddyD June 7, 2019
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Wanna know a secret?

Wanna know a secret? Sure! a secret.
by OS GoST January 9, 2020
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Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy
Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.
by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010
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