Cristian Sanchez

where to start? this man is the definition of perfect. to know him is to love him. he is family oriented, hardworking, good at everything he does, understanding, sweet… and so much more. he’ll make u feel at home instantly and you’ll never be afraid to open up to him because u know he won’t use it against you or tell anyone like ever. he’s been the first guy you really love since your dad left (?) he’s my happiness and my motivation to wake up everyday, because someday I will be with him and everything will be totally worth it. the most kind hearted, beautiful inside and out, loyal guy ever. he is Mexican, 5’9, owns a white car, hates white people and has the most beautiful brown eyes.
guy 1. look at that man..
guy 2: that’s Cristian Sanchez
Guy 1. he has a big butt
by russiansquirrel2001 November 24, 2021
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Tav Sanchez

A human being, that is a very fast driver. He acts like he’s 5, and has the humor of a squirrel. You’d be so glad to have a Tav Sanchez in your life if you have one.
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And here we have a Tav Sanchez.
by notnoahlol March 07, 2024
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Glittery sanchez

Similar to a dirty sanchez. But instead of poop you use glitter.

Mostly used on day 3 of a festival. Common in combination with ketamin. The pros combine it with soup.
I love your glittery sanchez, Paulina. I reminds me of last weekends laboratory, but smells a lot better.
by Sickosh July 23, 2023
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Rusty Sanchez

Verb. The act of Intercourse in which the male penetrates the ass with two fingers and then reaches forward and hooks one in the female's mouth, and one across the base of the nostrils. Mix of the Rusty Fishhook and the Dirty Sanchez, for those who collect sex moves like shotglasses.
Dude I couldn't decide so I used the Rusty Sanchez instead.
by Bruce the Masseuse June 02, 2017
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Rusty Sanchez

The successful combination of both a Dirty Sanchez and a Rusty Trombone. Don't try this at home. This should only be attempted by professionals. A Rusty Sanchez is when a man who is receiving a rim job and a blow job at the same time decides to poop a little on the face of the person giving them that and then sticks their fingers or has their partner stick their fingers in the butt to dig out more so you can complete the fecal mustache on that person. If you're more adventurous, you or your partner could do it to you while you're getting this. Just make sure to kiss your partner at some point.
I heard that the Sturg gives a good Rusty Sanchez and can also receive a good one as well.
by The Erie Sturg February 01, 2023
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sofia sanchez

sofia lights up every room she walks into and she’ll never fail to make you laugh. cherish her forever. she deserves love and kindness and has the most beautiful smile you’ll ever see. she’s someone you can never stop thinking about. she floats in and out of my head and she’s someone i picture my future with. sofia is the most beautiful soul you’ll meet. make sure to hold her tight and never let go because there’s nobody like her.
who’s that beauty?

that’s my girlfriend, sofia sanchez.
by tlesc0203 November 25, 2021
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suzie sanchez

A girl who pretends to be someone she's not .she likes to dress to impress and often makes boys believe they are special.shes a cunner!
by People's favorite person March 15, 2017
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