shrek

a verry sexy higher being who will save us all from the fatness of yourmum

wow your so hot and saved me your just like shrek

by i have alargeshlonglikeyourmom September 20, 2021

shrek

THE SEXIEST THING ON EARTH

shrek: what are you doin in my swamp
donkey: your a sexy bastard you are

by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019

Shrek story

Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.

Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.

by Amandokas April 17, 2023

shrek day

August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.

Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day

Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch

by 2econd2ight2eer August 18, 2020

Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP

Shrek is love shrek is life.

by Shrekyboy October 9, 2020

Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

shrek

To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..

"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".

by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021