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queef puddle

(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants
Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.
by mcqueefmeister November 22, 2014
mugGet the queef puddlemug.

Drama Queef

When you're being dramatic and your vagina decides to queef the fuck out.
Amy's being quite the drama queef today..
by SpaceVagina December 12, 2017
mugGet the Drama Queefmug.

queef booty

When you drill it home in the pootie hole and the pootie hole drills it back.
I was hitting April in the brown eye when that queef booty blew my dick out.
by Dick-fingers September 23, 2017
mugGet the queef bootymug.

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.
It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!
by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020
mugGet the Wafflestomp queefmug.

Jesus queef

The holy queef. The expulsion of holy water from jesus’ pussy.
Oh my that was quite the holy queef. One could say its a jesus queef.
mugGet the Jesus queefmug.

placenta queef

When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).
Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.
by PQbitch January 23, 2020
mugGet the placenta queefmug.

queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room
Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.
by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011
mugGet the queef smugglermug.

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