dry product

A euphemism for marijuana, especially when used by workers or owners of head shops and other retailers where smoking accessories and paraphernalia are sold, but where it remains illegal and/or unprofitable to endorse the idea that the items they sell are to be used for injesting weed.

Head shop worker: "The vaporizers on this shelf are for dry product, and the ones to the left are for wet product."
Customer: "Man, I wish you could just say it."

by jacolantern October 3, 2017

lazy-productive

Someone who is productive and gets things done so they can be lazy later.

Im a lazy-productive person who likes to get my case study and other hw done early so I can chill back and smoke from my bong.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

boom productions

A label record made for gas only. No ra ra. No funny shit. Just straight up GAS. Multi-billion dollar record with heat comin out very soon.

Osama Bin Cira is part of BOOM Productions.

by LeMichael Higginbottom May 7, 2018

Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018

Barely Productions

Formally known as "barelypolitical", Barely Productions is one of the most tastefully and creatively comedic current Youtube channels. Known for their Parody series entitled "The Key of Awesome". The channels most viewed video as of June, 2016, is a Key of Awesome Parody of Justin Bieber's "Sorry". In addition to The Key of Awesome, the channel is known for several other series such as "Barely Guys" "Barely Air" "Barely Ads" "The Key of Unplugged" "Youtube Complaints" and "Celebrity Siri Ads".

Deckstur: Hey, I just saw the most hysterical parody of "work" by Rihanna. It was funny, yet tasteful and didn't rely on sex jokes like most other parodies.

Grayss: I bet it was from "Barely Productions."

by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018

Spun Productions

A production company that focus' in producing media for the people and by the people.

"Hey man, Where'd you get that batty hat?? Spun Productions man! Talk to Phat Batty!"

by Phat Batty October 5, 2018