post a letter

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate

bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney

Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!

by VonKillian June 6, 2013

post-boredomism

It describes the state of giddiness one achieves while waiting for a super boring event (such as - say - a graduation) to start.

While waiting for my appointment the DMV, I slipped into a state of post-boredomism and started laughing uncontrollably.

by stasi1974 May 26, 2009

anything post

A post or question of superficial nature, made or asked in a forum, with the intent of attracting a variety of unrelated random replies about 'anything' - ie humorous gifs, irrelevant trinkets of information, patently moronic statements or answers to a question that has not yet been asked.

"Anything post- I'm feeling down an need some cheering up. pls post something funny.

replies:

xxx: ur mother suck balls

xghys: IMG src="macro.gif"

sinl111r: my cat is chasing ghosts, how cute lol!

3xt3: it's fucking sunny.

by disorderata July 6, 2010

post officer

an employee of the United States Postal Service

Oi chungo! you a Post Officer?

by Pesta Mesta December 30, 2018

Post-noon

Subsequent to midday

Person 1: Morning
Person 2: It's post-noon
Person 1: You mean afternoon?
Person 2: No.

by TheOneWhoIsCorrect February 15, 2014

crotch post

When A guy is just a thing for a girl to screw when she needs some

Aprylle uses Marc as a crotch Post

by The dominator October 16, 2005

post jerk

The feeling after a man masturbates where he feels tired and/or wiped out. His dick will most likely be floppy and/or also tired. After phone sex the post jerk will inhibit the mans ability to keep speaking on the phone, especially at night. Never bother a man in post jerk, he may freak out

betty: damn, my boy friend and i had hot phone sex last night but it was so awkward after he barely answered me

Sarah: he was probably having post jerk

by the master9000 October 9, 2007