Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

pillow pony

vibrating pillow for masturbation, erotic riding

Suzanne rode her pillow pony to orgasm.

by suzieloohoo August 25, 2012

Fudge Pillows

Ass cheeks.

While the white whale was going down on Ed, he whispered softly to her, "stick your finger between my fudge pillows"

by memphis mojo January 28, 2010

Pillow sniffer

Someone who takes it from the back

My girlfriend is a pillow sniffer.

by Addison taco October 20, 2018

vagina pillow

a tampon.

Wow these vagina pillows are super absorbent!

by Jeg February 14, 2014

retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014

Pillow pet

A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations

I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over

by NurseBawseLady August 9, 2019