Pergus Pedward Pimmy Pell a young baller that was brought up through the La Masia academy where he learnt from his idol PESSI how to pay the referee and earn a bunch of penalties. Pergus is often well-known for his rounded 5 Gnome D'ors which he recieved for scoring over 100+ penalties in a season. He's worth over 10 million gum nuts, he played at Inter Miama, Barcelona and PSG and also short 1 season loan at Penalty United where he captianed the club to win the gardens league after winning every knockout game on penalties. He took every single penalty! Penalty United Ultra Shiv Patel reported a number of hauntings from Pergus. He called him 'the ghost of Glenunga'. He is constantly sniffing out a free penalty coupon. When our reporters confronted Pergus about his penalties he screamed "Qué mirás bobo" Pergus is often seen crying in the school bathrooms saying "Please give me just one penalty, I'm very short I need it!" The tale of Pergus is certainly a mystery and we are doing our best to find out more about the legend himself but for now be careful because Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell could be anywhere and is always trying to find his next penalty. Stay safe. Take your penalties quickly, before he makes you his next victim.
by Pergus Pell October 18, 2023
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1. Pedamundo is a holiday created by John Mayer on 6-11-2009 to be celebrated on Friday and Saturday of the second weekend of June every year.
2. Pedamundo may be used as an adjective to describe the events or feelings inspired by particular situations commonly associated with Pedamundo celebrations,
2. Pedamundo may be used as an adjective to describe the events or feelings inspired by particular situations commonly associated with Pedamundo celebrations,
1. "You know that buzz you have 2.5 drinks in where everything in the world feels achievable? That is Pedamundo." - twitter.com/johncmayer
2. Alternatively: "When the lyrics to Sweet Child O' Mine describe your life story, that is Pedamundo." - twitter.com/johncmayer
3. Also: "If you could listen to every Beach Boys song instantaneously, it still would lack the feel good summer spirit of Pedamundo" - twitter.com/johncmayer
2. Alternatively: "When the lyrics to Sweet Child O' Mine describe your life story, that is Pedamundo." - twitter.com/johncmayer
3. Also: "If you could listen to every Beach Boys song instantaneously, it still would lack the feel good summer spirit of Pedamundo" - twitter.com/johncmayer
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1- the spanish word of fart
2- spanish word that means when someone is drunk or drunk as hell
3- spanish word that is often use to salute someone
4- spanish word that means problem
1- the spanish word of fart
2- spanish word that means when someone is drunk or drunk as hell
3- spanish word that is often use to salute someone
4- spanish word that means problem
1- "¿Quien se echo un pedo?" = "who have just farted?"
2-"Ese wey se puso bien pedo." = "That dude is drunk as hell"
3-"¿Que pedo?" = "Whats up?"
4- "Tengo un pedo con un cabron" = "I have a problem with a dude"
2-"Ese wey se puso bien pedo." = "That dude is drunk as hell"
3-"¿Que pedo?" = "Whats up?"
4- "Tengo un pedo con un cabron" = "I have a problem with a dude"
by Pytum September 1, 2007
Get the pedo mug.After reading the first few definitions,(most likely written by pedophiles) I'm a little shocked at why people would try to defend these sick beings. I don't care if a pedophile would defend a child for "love." NOBODY has the right to take advantage of a child like that. NOBODY. Imagine what a child like that would be growing up? She/he would have no sexual morals and probably becoming a some sort of a sexual predator themselves.
People state that pedos don't hurt children, only child molesters do, that's fucking bullshit. "Love" is the first criteria, I can't believe that somewhat would write that If a pedo knew what true pain was then they would know that is the most disgusting act to ever peform on a child.
Oh yea and whoever diagnosod these sick and heinous people with a "mental disorder," is probably one themselves. Pull your head out of your ass people, it's a sick fucking fetish, acted out by vile human beings who cannot tell right from wrong.
Sure we all have fetishes, some may be even a little twisted, that still doesn't give you the right to act out on them. Learn to control yourselves.
People state that pedos don't hurt children, only child molesters do, that's fucking bullshit. "Love" is the first criteria, I can't believe that somewhat would write that If a pedo knew what true pain was then they would know that is the most disgusting act to ever peform on a child.
Oh yea and whoever diagnosod these sick and heinous people with a "mental disorder," is probably one themselves. Pull your head out of your ass people, it's a sick fucking fetish, acted out by vile human beings who cannot tell right from wrong.
Sure we all have fetishes, some may be even a little twisted, that still doesn't give you the right to act out on them. Learn to control yourselves.
My cousin was a victim of pedophilia(the man took pictures of her to put on the internet for a kiddie porn site, some love huh?), she has to go to therapy 3 times a week ever since she was 12. She has a lot of social problems and is constantly paranoid women because of what happened. She refuses to let anyone close to her, she doesn't like to be out in public alone and she hates anything related to sex.
It's fortunate my aunt found out early about this sick act, it could've been a lot worse on her. Fuck pedophiles.
It's fortunate my aunt found out early about this sick act, it could've been a lot worse on her. Fuck pedophiles.
by Aldwardo November 26, 2006
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