Peppermint Patty

Using a candy cane for a dildo.

Desperate after the battery in her vibrator died, Sally grabbed a candy cane off the tree and gave herself the ol' Peppermint Patty.

by Robgo December 10, 2019

Patty wacker

A beast on the football field that no one can guard.

Man that dude sure is a patty wacker

by Patty wacker May 11, 2022

Prostitute Patty

A lady’s who walks around naked and steals all your shit with a shopping cart

Oh, shit! There’s prostitute Patty she’s got her shopping cart and shovel get inside kids!

by Etm18 July 16, 2020

Penis patty

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)

(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”

by Penis patty June 04, 2020

penis patty

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

by I'm so sorry January 06, 2017

Ratty Patty

Ratty patty- used most commonly to call someone who is funny or loud.

omg that was so funny your such a ratty patty

by lil’ ratty October 17, 2020

Patty Ultimatum

A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.

Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.

by Mermandi May 03, 2021