Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."
Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."
Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."
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Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
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Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
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