meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into

"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."

by SalvyZ April 18, 2022

Deli meet

When you meet someone while getting a hoagie at the local deli.

“Oh yeah Keith? We had a deli meet.”
“What kind of hoagie was he getting?”
“Breaded chicken”

by minibanana22222222222222222222 February 4, 2019

v-meet

V-meet refers to when you virtually meeting someone.

Hey John! Nice to v-meet you!

by Gart514 May 8, 2021

black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.

John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy

by Barry88 August 17, 2016

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.

I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022

Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.

Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011

production meeting

Taking a shit. Or going number two. Saying it in a discreet way.

Sorry I'm late I was in a production meeting.

by Fob6666 November 1, 2017