creeping cow

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.

I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.

by MyLittleWarlock September 3, 2017

Heater creep

A heater is a hot bodied person that lies close to you and u can feel their body heat

Get away heater creep your too hot. I'll kangaroo kick you

by Coco the kangaroo agudvd May 19, 2017

Creep Lord

A person who inspires the creepiness of one who is creepy themselves

Serj Tankian is my creep lord!

by MetalRebel June 30, 2017

surface creep

The act of crawling a surface which usually isn't or shouldn't be crawled across.

The group decided that flash mobs were too overdone, so they performed a surface creep across the cafeteria floor and tables.

by soilscienceguy November 30, 2017

holiday creep

The phenomenon of a three day weekend, such as Labor Day, stretching out to four or five days.

Person A: Why is there so little traffic this morning? It's Thursday.
Person B: Labor Day holiday creep.

by Doctorjay May 13, 2018

batty creep

Someone who obsesses over the anus/sphincter or anything involving it.

'Oi, i fucking love arseholes'
'What the fuck Charlotte you batty creep!'

by battycreep316 June 6, 2016

Creeping Crevice

When a shirt is low enough to only show the top of her breasts.

Yo this girl has a creeping crevice, I wish that girl had a lower cut t-shirt if you know what I mean eyyy cleavage creeping crevice

by Technomancer<3 October 6, 2016