creme pattie

when you shit in a girls vagina, then come on it all. so her vagina looks like a pattie

i was fuckin this chick last night and i totally gave her the creme pattie of her life

by vergena skwirtsalott December 19, 2008

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Cock patty

Someone who thinks he has the secret sauce like the Krabby Patty but doesn’t. His patty tastes like old musty weiner

Kade dropped the ball because he’s a cock patty, bad bitch Alexis would never do that.

by Prairie Pineapple January 5, 2022

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Fag Patty

When a gay male poops on another gay male’s genitalia.

“Hey, it’s Grant! I wanted to apologize about that Fag Patty last night, Konner.”

by Patty Pusher December 31, 2023

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party patties

Pats of butter used for erotic massage. First coined at a "Food Porn" themed orgy in 2015.

These bodacious swingers offered to cover me in party patties and jam. I was toast.

by OldHandle May 7, 2015

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Someone who, after repeated failures, continues to be bold, admits no fault, and refuses change their ways.

Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins doubling down, refusing to change her Wonder Woman 3 script after WW84 was poorly received.

Essentially the opposite of a Leeroy Jenkins.

"Stop trying to open that can of beans with your hands, use a can opener, don't be a Patty Jenkins."

by B_dub3 December 9, 2022

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