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dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.
-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?
by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017
mugGet the dirt canoemug.

Dirt Rooster

"Dirt Rooster" is a term for any vehicle throwing a rooster tail of dirt as it accelerates. Typically this is shortened to "roosted" when describing someone on the receiving end of a rooster tail. For instance racers coming off the starting line behind a faster racer get roosted by a dirt rooster.
My new mud knobs turned my bike into a serious dirt rooster. The paddle tires on that mud truck make it a dirt rooster.
by Hon Zuki September 5, 2021
mugGet the Dirt Roostermug.

Mouth Dirt

The nasty bits left on floss after being used.

When you don't use your teethpaste.
"Man, you need to brush and floss your mouth dirt away. Your face smells like sewage."
by ladymanbearpig August 6, 2017
mugGet the Mouth Dirtmug.

Dirt Slow

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.
On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.
by Goddaci August 28, 2018
mugGet the Dirt Slowmug.

rake the dirt

The act of combing your partners anal hairs to clear out the dingleberries. Usually involving a comb.
I got to get my girlfriend to rake the dirt. I got too many berries to sit down.
by Puppyslayer April 22, 2013
mugGet the rake the dirtmug.

Dirt Curtain

A dirt curtain is the (specifically long in length) ring of pubic hair surrounding the butthole.
Thanks Paul! I feel so much cleaner, your bidet really blasted my dirt curtain.
by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020
mugGet the Dirt Curtainmug.

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